It's My Diary...ah, Journal

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

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cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

eleventhdoctor:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

My snap story is one of two things:
1. Nothing
2. Completely out of control

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

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blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

themajesticfloof:

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

You know, if you couldn’t tell from the fact that she has stripped down to her bra and panties.