when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work
being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power.
god that’s satisfying to watch.
That is literally the best gif usage ever.
So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
How am I going to tell them I lost my job.
I have a wife, and 3 children
i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it
THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT
i just met my step-brother for the first time
I CAN’T GET OVER HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES THAT HICCUP IS OKAY AND THAT HE FREAKED OUT OVER NOTHING
I swear to fukkin dragon-god Hiccup…
hey you kids wanna buy some drugs
basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever
#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)
walking out of the house and bumping into someone who turns out to be hot